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So Fucking Zen Candle

So Fucking Zen Candle

£46.57 GBP
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Spa-day serenity with a sailor’s vocabulary—balanced at last.

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100% Natural plant-based soy-blend wax for a smooth, even burn.

Natural 100% cotton wick

50–60 hours of burn time (varies with room conditions and care).

Fine fragrance oils for a balanced throw; formulated for container candles.

Dimensions: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (compact, yet impactful).

Reusable glass vessel with snug lid.

Poured in small batches; limited per scent.

Care: Trim wick to ~5 mm before each light; let the first burn reach the glass edge to set the memory and prevent tunnelling; stop use when ~12 mm of wax remains.


Burn etiquette helps performance and safety: first burn to a full melt pool; keep away from drafts; never leave unattended.

Sizing

Available in 9oz sizes

Designed for a tidy footprint (2.8″ × 3.5″) with an extended burn of ~50–60 hours

Delivery and returns

Free Worldwide Shipping
Ships within 2-6 business days from the order date.
Refunds available within 14 days of delivery.
please ensure items are in an unused, unaltered condition and returned with their tags and packaging
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